Wanna know how to really (and I mean really) get on someone’s nerves ? It’s easy !
First, take an envelop and write “URGENT and IMPORTANT” in big red letters on it. Change the expeditor’s name into someone he/she knows, the company he/she works in, customize the envelop so it looks “official”, etc … Just make sure your target has to open it.
Take a few pages (ideally, printed ones), staple them together in a corner, fold, staple again in the middle. Fill your envelop with the pages and close it.
And now, the most important part: staple your envelop, and staple it again! Staple with all your heart! Staple the edges (yes, the sticky one too), and especially the middle (no more than twice in this last area), and be very careful to staple the pages at the same time. If you really dislike your target, you can even sellotape the sticky edge. And if you’re in a sadistic mood, cross your staples.
Finally, post your letter.
Your target will have to remove all the staples, one by one, and probably with a knife because he/she won’t have a staple-remover. Trust me, I have been taking off these stupid little things in my job for almost four weeks. IT IS REALLY ANNOYING!!! (and I do receive letters like these for those who were wondering).
Merry
